Will Potter, spot-on chronicler of “Green Scare” phenomena over at Green Is The New Red, runs down the ways. Here’s one close to my heart:
8.) Attend vegan potlucks.
While Al-Qaeda continues to release video communiques threatening Americans, the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Forces are using anti-terrorism resources to attempt to infiltrate vegan potlucks.
If they want the terroristic deliciousness for themselves, they could just ask.
